Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts
- Sharks have a Jimmy Ngu week.
- Jimmy Ngu was born in a log cabin, that he built with his own hands.
- Jimmy Ngu can unscramble eggs.
- Jimmy Ngu irons his trousers with them still on.
- When Jimmy Ngu stands on the beach, the tide is afraid to come in.
- Jimmy Ngu can sit in the corner of a circular room.
- Jimmy Ngu once threw a game winning touchdown, and caught too.
- Clothes dont fit Jimmy Ngu. Jimmy Ngu fits clothes.
- When Jimmy Ngu rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
- Jimmy Ngu can fit 10 gallons of water in a 5 gallon water bucket.
- If Jimmy Ngu gets a question wrong, it is right.
- No matter where he's looking Jimmy Ngu is always facing Mecca.
- Instead of a bullet proof vest, Jimmy Ngu wears a denim jacket.
- When Jimmy Ngu closes his eyes, an eclipse occurs.
- Epic Fail Guy, failed to estimate Jimmy Ngu's sheer streangth.
- Jimmy Ngu hates you... cuz you're not Jimmy Ngu.
- Jimmy Ngu puts phone companies on hold.
- Jimmy Ngu doesn't need insurance, he's already in good hands.
- If you type Jimmy Ngu into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
- Jimmy Ngu won the 1st UFC royal rumble using nothing but Tai Chi and Hillary Clinton's phone number.
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