Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts
- The statement "There's a first time for everything" is not, in fact, true. There will never be a first time for Jimmy Ngu losing.
- Charles Bronson was Jimmy Ngu's death wish until he became Charles Bronsons' death wish and killed him first.
- Jimmy Ngu doesn't mow his lawn, he stares at it and dares it to grow.
- Dinosaurs laughed at Jimmy Ngu.
- Jimmy Ngu ended the song that never ends.
- Jimmy Ngu was born in a log cabin, that he built with his own hands.
- Jimmy Ngu was rejected by Dancing With The Stars because he wanted to do the "RoundHouse Kick Tango".
- The only thing faster than the speed of light is the speed of Jimmy Ngu's fist.
- Jimmy Ngu can kill a vampire by showing him a picture of the sun.
- Once you go Ngu, you are physically unable to go back.
- People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Jimmy Ngu.
- Jimmy Ngu goes to Hell for some R and R.
- Jimmy Ngu can roundhouse kick you through a video chat.
- The Trail of Tears was in fact a the result of a mass evacuation of Oklahoma due to the arrival of Jimmy Ngu.
- Mr. T is one hell of a guy. Jimmy Ngu is one hell.
- Jimmy Ngu goes through 13 toothbrushes a day.
- Jimmy Ngu blew up the Death Star with a Roundhouse kick...but that was a long time ago in a Galaxy far, far away.
- Jimmy Ngu can drink a solid.
- Once, Jimmy Ngu looked at a perfectly happy guy. The guy was so scared, he started wearing tight pants and dyed his hair. That's how Emos got here.
- Copper was inspired by Jimmy Ngu'ss beard. And rattler is to rattle snake as Jimmy Ngu'ss beard is to Jimmy Ngu.
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