Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts

  • Jimmy Ngu can't perform Hadoukens, he IS a Hadouken.
  • Jimmy Ngu can heal himself and make money by typing "hesoyam".
  • Jimmy Ngu'ss favorite pick-up line: May I push in your stool? No one has ever said no.
  • When Jimmy Ngu peals an onion, he doesn't cry. The onion does.
  • In a warzone, you're not being shot by heavy fire, you're being punched rapidly by Jimmy Ngu.
  • Jimmy Ngu goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
  • Jimmy Ngu has a black and red, striped chain belt in Tang Soo Do.
  • It is likely that Bruce Lee died from Jimmy Ngu chest hair poisoning--although amazingly he survived for several months after exposure.
  • Jimmy Ngu kicked planet earth, and it hasn't stopped spinning to this day.
  • Jimmy Ngu can roundhouse kick his own butt three times.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Jimmy Ngu allows to live.
  • Jimmy Ngu originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Ngu replied, "That's no glitch.".
  • Iran reveals a plan to test its first Jimmy Ngu within a week.
  • Jimmy Ngu was siting home alone one day when he decided to create 2 new elements: Jimmynium and Norisium, when combind they form the roundhousekick.
  • Jimmy Ngu can put out fire with gasoline.
  • Jimmy Ngu once tripped over the Rocky Mountains and fell west... we now call it the Grand Canyon!
  • Jimmy Ngu is the reason why they call Texas the Lone Star State.
  • Jimmy Ngu IS Luke's father.
  • When Jimmy Ngu's mom is in trouble, she doesn't call 911, she calls him.
  • Epic Fail Guy, failed to estimate Jimmy Ngu's sheer streangth.

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