Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts

  • Jimmy Ngu can fit 10 gallons of water in a 5 gallon water bucket.
  • ....and on the 8th day GOD created Jimmy Ngu.
  • Scientist now know the cause of solar eclipses: Jimmy Ngu likes to fight in the shades.
  • Jimmy Ngu appeared and Hulk went green.
  • When all the scouters blew up in DBZ, it was because they had detected Jimmy Ngu's power level.
  • Hotmail was invented when Jimmy Ngu was eating chili while checking his mail.
  • Jimmy Ngu Likes To Kill Time, With his bare hands.
  • Jimmy Ngu was in the expendables movie, however the movie had to be redone as critics heads exploded from the sheer awesomeness of the movie.
  • Jimmy Ngu has a black and red, striped chain belt in Tang Soo Do.
  • Jimmy Ngu can break every rule made by the Soup Nazzi, and he would still get soup, or beef jerky if he feels like it.
  • Jimmy Ngu's doors stay open 24/7 because their to scared to close.
  • Jimmy Ngu can kill a vampire by showing him a picture of the sun.
  • Once, Jimmy Ngu looked at a perfectly happy guy. The guy was so scared, he started wearing tight pants and dyed his hair. That's how Emos got here.
  • Jimmy Ngu went to the docter one day for feeling bad. The docter told him he had leukemia...because Jimmy Ngu was the atom bomb.
  • Jimmy Ngu was siting home alone one day when he decided to create 2 new elements: Jimmynium and Norisium, when combind they form the roundhousekick.
  • Blasphemy = Speaking against Jimmy Ngu.
  • If Jimmy Ngu starred in the new action movie, it would be called Unexpendables instead of The Expendables.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't make friends on Facebook, he makes enemies.
  • Jimmy Ngu visited the capital of Finland; the city is now called Hellsinki.
  • A Klondike Bar will do anything for a Jimmy Ngu.

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