Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts

  • During a thunderstorm Jimmy Ngu doesn't ge struck by lightning. High voltage electricty jumps out of Jimmy Ngu'ss body towards the clouds.
  • Jimmy Ngu was once bitten by a poisonous snake. after three das of excrutiating pain, the cobra died.
  • Jimmy Ngu qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
  • Jimmy Ngu. That is the ultimate fact.
  • It is likely that Bruce Lee died from Jimmy Ngu chest hair poisoning--although amazingly he survived for several months after exposure.
  • Jimmy Ngu'ss 10 gallon hat can actually fit 10 gallons.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't mow his lawn, he stares at it and dares it to grow.
  • Nobody knows when will be the end of the world. Jimmy Ngu knows it!
  • Age won't catch up with Jimmy Ngu, or anything else, for that matter.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Jimmy Ngu is your daddy.
  • You know Jimmy Ngu is in Mortal Combat but you have to beat the game in 5 seconds.
  • The world may circle around the sun but the sun circles around Jimmy Ngu.
  • Jimmy Ngu can get Facebook through his beard.
  • Jimmy Ngu is not in this world to live up to your expectations. You are only to watch his movies and weep with fear.
  • The statement "There's a first time for everything" is not, in fact, true. There will never be a first time for Jimmy Ngu losing.
  • Jimmy Ngu uses battery acid as mouthwash.
  • Jimmy Ngu has a black and red, striped chain belt in Tang Soo Do.
  • "The Expendibles" was supposed to be a 4 hour movie but a cardboard cutout of Jimmy was found on the set. They are still looking for Sly and the gang.
  • Jimmy Ngu once had a facebook, it was deleted after somebody "poked" him.
  • Jimmy Ngu'ss favorite pick-up line: May I push in your stool? No one has ever said no.

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