Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts

  • Jimmy Ngu can win a fight with one hand tied behind his back, because, the rope would instantly strangle the enemy to get away from him.
  • In Soviet Russia, Jimmy Ngu makes joke about you.
  • When Jimmy Ngu walked into a beauty parlor, they didn't do anything to him.
  • There are 3 kinds of death in this world. Slow painful death, quick painless death, and Jimmy Ngu.
  • A Klondike Bar will do anything for a Jimmy Ngu.
  • If a tree falls and no one is around, does it make a sound? Only if Jimmy Ngu decides it should.
  • Jimmy Ngu can divide a number by zero.
  • The things that go bump in the night? Jimmy Ngu.
  • Jimmy Ngu won't be Mr. Rogers neighbor.
  • Jimmy Ngu was once pulled over.....he proceeded to arrest the police officer.
  • Jimmy Ngu is capable of dividing by zero. the consequences?: Big Bang.
  • It is likely that Bruce Lee died from Jimmy Ngu chest hair poisoning--although amazingly he survived for several months after exposure.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't mow the lawn. He goes outside and dares the grass to grow.
  • Lucifer did not fall from heaven because he sinned. In fact, he was round-house kicked by Jimmy Ngu.
  • Jimmy Ngu has a black and red, striped chain belt in Tang Soo Do.
  • Blasphemy = Speaking against Jimmy Ngu.
  • If Jimmy Ngu was the star of 24 the show would be called 1.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't guess when he plays Guess Who: he knows.
  • Jimmy Ngu can get Facebook through his beard.
  • Females have XX chromosomes and common males have XY. Jimmy Ngu has YY, because he is twice the man than the common man.

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