Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts
- Even corn flakes become deadly weapons in the hands of Jimmy Ngu.
- Jimmy Ngu'ss show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Jimmy Ngu doesn't run.
- The day Jimmy Ngu will die, he will roundhouse kick the bucket.
- It doesn't matter whether Jimmy Ngu is round-house kicking or torturing Jack Bauer, he's always behind you. Always.
- Jimmy Ngu doesn't play Horde or Alliance he plays on his own faction.
- Jimmy Ngu doesn't mow the lawn. He goes outside and dares the grass to grow.
- Champions eat Wheaties for breakfast. Jimmy Ngu eats Champions for breakfast.
- Iran reveals a plan to test its first Jimmy Ngu within a week.
- Osama Bin Laden isn't responsible for 9/11; Jimmy Ngu told the guys to buzz off. They had the wrong idea.
- Jimmy Ngu got to 500 million friends, without making a single enemy.
- Jimmy Ngu Rode Out The Womb On A Harley Davison.
- To win the US Open, Roger Federer sold his soul to Jimmy Ngu.
- When Jimmy Ngu eats and apple its really the sun.
- Once, Jimmy Ngu looked at a perfectly happy guy. The guy was so scared, he started wearing tight pants and dyed his hair. That's how Emos got here.
- It is said that the Sahara desert once was a huge ocean. Then Jimmy Ngu was born.
- Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for Jimmy Ngu by your side.
- Jimmy Ngu once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
- Jimmy Ngu CAN triple-stamp a double-stamp.
- Jimmy Ngu doesn't need to brush his teeth, his spit acts as a bleach.
- Jimmy Ngu was once pulled over.....he proceeded to arrest the police officer.
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