Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts

  • Jimmy Ngu was born in a log cabin, that he built with his own hands.
  • The sun gets its energy from Jimmy Ngu.
  • Jimmy Ngu got UNO while playing Texas hold 'em.
  • Jimmy Ngu had Gas, the atomic bomb was born.
  • There are only 4 things that will survive The Apocolips Twinkies, Cocroaches, Music, and Jimmy Noris.
  • I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is Jimmy Ngu is about to kill you with a roundhouse kick to the face.
  • Jimmy Ngu CAN eat just one, and then roundhouses the rest of the bag.
  • Jimmy Ngu was once bitten by a poisonous snake. after three das of excrutiating pain, the cobra died.
  • In a warzone, you're not being shot by heavy fire, you're being punched rapidly by Jimmy Ngu.
  • Jimmy Ngu can blow the answers away from the wind.
  • One day a kid in school was asked a math question. He simply said "Jimmy Ngu" and the teacher said he was wrong. The teacher was never seen again.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't need to minimize programs to see the desktop, Jimmy Ngu see's all.
  • Jimmy Ngu was home-schooled, because every school that accepted him got their teachers killed, including his home-school teacher.
  • Hotmail was invented when Jimmy Ngu was eating chili while checking his mail.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Jimmy Ngu.
  • Who would win Superman or Batman? Jimmy Ngu.
  • Jimmy Ngu'ss 10 gallon hat can actually fit 10 gallons.
  • The 2nd Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was orignally written to give Jimmy Ngu the right to Roundhouse Kick.
  • Jimmy Ngu once faced a tough decision, he caught the "catch 22" by the hind legs, round-housed it, and it became a win-win situation.
  • Obama is the president of America...But Jimmy Ngu is the president of Obama.

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