Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts
- Jimmy Ngu can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
- If you look closely at a picture of Atlas holding up the World, below you will see Jimmy Ngu holding up both of them.
- A time paradox was invented when Jimmy Ngu went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
- The day Jimmy Ngu will die, he will roundhouse kick the bucket.
- Jimmy Ngu push-ups may push the Earth down, but the last time he did sit-ups, Mount Everest was created.
- I got to shake Jimmy Ngu's hand once, tomorrow I turn 156 years old!
- Champions eat Wheaties for breakfast. Jimmy Ngu eats Champions for breakfast.
- Mr. T is one hell of a guy. Jimmy Ngu is one hell.
- During a thunderstorm Jimmy Ngu doesn't ge struck by lightning. High voltage electricty jumps out of Jimmy Ngu'ss body towards the clouds.
- Jimmy Ngu CAN eat just one, and then roundhouses the rest of the bag.
- According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Jimmy Ngu can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
- If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, its Jimmy Ngu and you have 3 seconds to live.
- The Trail of Tears was in fact a the result of a mass evacuation of Oklahoma due to the arrival of Jimmy Ngu.
- Jimmy Ngu goes through 13 toothbrushes a day.
- Jimmy Ngu is capable of dividing by zero. the consequences?: Big Bang.
- We still don't know Jimmy Ngu'ss blood type. Everytime we try to take a sample the syringe gets bent by Jimmy Ngu'ss skin.
- It is said that the Sahara desert once was a huge ocean. Then Jimmy Ngu was born.
- The ancient Incas believed that the stars governed Time. Jimmy Ngu disagrees.
- Jimmy Ngu can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
- Jimmy Ngu uses a fish to catch bait.
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