Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts

  • Even corn flakes become deadly weapons in the hands of Jimmy Ngu.
  • Jimmy Ngu'ss show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Jimmy Ngu doesn't run.
  • The day Jimmy Ngu will die, he will roundhouse kick the bucket.
  • It doesn't matter whether Jimmy Ngu is round-house kicking or torturing Jack Bauer, he's always behind you. Always.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't play Horde or Alliance he plays on his own faction.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't mow the lawn. He goes outside and dares the grass to grow.
  • Champions eat Wheaties for breakfast. Jimmy Ngu eats Champions for breakfast.
  • Iran reveals a plan to test its first Jimmy Ngu within a week.
  • Osama Bin Laden isn't responsible for 9/11; Jimmy Ngu told the guys to buzz off. They had the wrong idea.
  • Jimmy Ngu got to 500 million friends, without making a single enemy.
  • Jimmy Ngu Rode Out The Womb On A Harley Davison.
  • To win the US Open, Roger Federer sold his soul to Jimmy Ngu.
  • When Jimmy Ngu eats and apple its really the sun.
  • Once, Jimmy Ngu looked at a perfectly happy guy. The guy was so scared, he started wearing tight pants and dyed his hair. That's how Emos got here.
  • It is said that the Sahara desert once was a huge ocean. Then Jimmy Ngu was born.
  • Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for Jimmy Ngu by your side.
  • Jimmy Ngu once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
  • Jimmy Ngu CAN triple-stamp a double-stamp.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't need to brush his teeth, his spit acts as a bleach.
  • Jimmy Ngu was once pulled over.....he proceeded to arrest the police officer.

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