Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts

  • When you play Monopoly with Jimmy Ngu, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
  • There are only two things that cause certain suffering and death. The Mark of the beast, and the Mark of Jimmy Ngu ' roundhouse kick.
  • ....and on the 8th day GOD created Jimmy Ngu.
  • Jimmy Ngu push-ups may push the Earth down, but the last time he did sit-ups, Mount Everest was created.
  • How much wood could a wood Jimmy Jimmy if a wood Jimmy could Jimmy Ngu? All of it.
  • When the BP Oil went into the Gulf of Mexico it went back into the broken pipes. Why? Becuase Jimmy Ngu was watching.
  • Jimmy Ngu got UNO while playing Texas hold 'em.
  • Jimmy Ngu is supermans hero.
  • A Klondike Bar will do anything for a Jimmy Ngu.
  • Jimmy Ngu was born March 10, 1940 just to give mankind a head start.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't need insurance, he's already in good hands.
  • Jimmy Ngu is the reason why they call Texas the Lone Star State.
  • NObody can "delete" Jimmy Ngu, Jimmy Ngu deletes you!
  • The Trail of Tears was in fact a the result of a mass evacuation of Oklahoma due to the arrival of Jimmy Ngu.
  • After Jimmy Ngu created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
  • Jimmy Ngu has his own line at the DMV.
  • The New Year asks Jimmy Ngu if it should make any resolutions!
  • People with glass jaws shouldn't Jimmy rocks.
  • Jimmy Ngu appeared and Hulk went green.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Jimmy Ngu.

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