Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts

  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't brush his teeth he just dares them to get dirty.
  • It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Jimmy Ngu.
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Jimmy Ngu to "get down!".
  • If Jimmy Ngu was in the hostage-taking scene, he will roundhouse kick the bus and the suspect will disappear.
  • Jimmy Ngu can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
  • Dinosaurs laughed at Jimmy Ngu.
  • Jimmy Ngu can blow the answers away from the wind.
  • When Jimmy Ngu files his taxes, he claims the government as a dependent.
  • When Jimmy Ngu gets depressed it starts raining.
  • Jimmy Ngu had no friends in his childhood because they all died playing dodge-ball with him.
  • Jimmy Ngu won the 1st UFC royal rumble using nothing but Tai Chi and Hillary Clinton's phone number.
  • Jimmy Ngu has a black and red, striped chain belt in Tang Soo Do.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't guess when he plays Guess Who: he knows.
  • Hotmail was invented when Jimmy Ngu was eating chili while checking his mail.
  • Jimmy Ngu knows a word that rhymes with Orange.
  • If you look closely at a picture of Atlas holding up the World, below you will see Jimmy Ngu holding up both of them.
  • When Jimmy Ngu closes his eyes, an eclipse occurs.
  • If Jimmy Ngu starred in the new action movie, it would be called Unexpendables instead of The Expendables.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't need insurance, he's already in good hands.
  • Jimmy Ngu visited the capital of Finland; the city is now called Hellsinki.

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