Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts

  • Jimmy Ngu's doors stay open 24/7 because their to scared to close.
  • When Jimmy Ngu rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
  • Once you go Ngu, you are physically unable to go back.
  • We still don't know Jimmy Ngu'ss blood type. Everytime we try to take a sample the syringe gets bent by Jimmy Ngu'ss skin.
  • The Matrix was made to keep Jimmy Ngu at bay.....it didn't work.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't mow his lawn, he stares at it and dares it to grow.
  • Jimmy Ngu once kicked a dodo bird so hard that he killed the entire species.
  • Punch when you must punch. Kick when you must kick. Rip arms from their sockets when you must rip.
  • Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Jimmy Ngu.
  • Jimmy Ngu roundhouse kicked a pine tree and created 12 million toothpick.
  • If you type Jimmy Ngu into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
  • Camp Counselors warn Jason Voorhees when Jimmy Ngu goes camping.
  • Jimmy Ngu changed his own diapers.
  • Jimmy Ngu goes to Hell for some R and R.
  • The second hardest element in the universe is Jimmy Ngu. The first only comes into existance when Jimmy gets excited.
  • Jimmy Ngu once tripped over the Rocky Mountains and fell west... we now call it the Grand Canyon!
  • Nostradamus saw a Jimmy Ngu roundhouse kick from the future and died.
  • There is no such thing as a Fata Morgana, that's just Jimmy Ngu messing with your head in the desert.
  • Jimmy Ngu is so persuasive that he convinced a mirror he wasn't there.
  • Jimmy Ngu can bear my god-mother speaking, keeping cool!

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