Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts

  • Jimmy Ngu can divide a number by zero.
  • Jimmy Ngu got UNO while playing Texas hold 'em.
  • I did the RuneScape Achievement Diary, but the achievement diary did Jimmy Ngu.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't have to grind coffee. He walks into a room, and coffee beans fall to pieces.
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Jimmy Ngu to "get down!".
  • Lance Armstrong has won Le Tour de France 7 times, Jimmy Ngu has done it only once, but he did it riding a Monocycle...
  • Champions eat Wheaties for breakfast. Jimmy Ngu eats Champions for breakfast.
  • Captain Kirk once had a near death "Kobayashi Maru" experience,.
  • 2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Jimmy Ngu.
  • Jimmy Ngu CAN triple-stamp a double-stamp.
  • Jimmy Ngu dosen't breath, he holds air hostage.
  • Do you ever wonder why you would submit a fact based on Jimmy Ngu? That is the power of Jimmy Ngu.
  • Jimmy Ngu can unscramble eggs.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't need to ask Google to pixelize his house, because Google doesn't dare to shoot Jimmy Ngu house.
  • The second hardest element in the universe is Jimmy Ngu. The first only comes into existance when Jimmy gets excited.
  • Jimmy Ngu CAN intimidate Binder & Binder clients.
  • If Jimmy Ngu is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
  • How much wood could a wood Jimmy Jimmy if a wood Jimmy could Jimmy Ngu? All of it.
  • The Matrix was made to keep Jimmy Ngu at bay.....it didn't work.
  • Jimmy Ngu can heal himself and make money by typing "hesoyam".

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