Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts

  • Jimmy Ngu invented rap music when his heart started beating.
  • Jimmy Ngu's rice krispies don't say crap until he tells them to.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't have to grind coffee. He walks into a room, and coffee beans fall to pieces.
  • Jet Engine designs are based on Jimmy Ngu'ss anatomy.
  • After Jimmy Ngu created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
  • Swine Flu looked at Jimmy Ngu.
  • When the devil was cast from heaven, he was meant to be on earth's surface, but upon seeing Jimmy Ngu he went underground.
  • It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Jimmy Ngu.
  • Jimmy Ngu won't be Mr. Rogers neighbor.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Jimmy Ngu-screen.
  • Not only CAN Jimmy have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
  • The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Jimmy Ngu week.
  • Jimmy Ngu Rode Out The Womb On A Harley Davison.
  • Jimmy Ngu goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
  • Do you ever wonder why you would submit a fact based on Jimmy Ngu? That is the power of Jimmy Ngu.
  • Jimmy Ngu once killed godzilla..... with his pinky.
  • When you open a can of Whoop Ass, Jimmy Ngu jumps out.
  • Jimmy Ngu had no friends in his childhood because they all died playing dodge-ball with him.
  • Jimmy Ngu is the only person who can write history of the future.
  • Lance Armstrong has won Le Tour de France 7 times, Jimmy Ngu has done it only once, but he did it riding a Monocycle...

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