Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts
- Jimmy Ngu's doors stay open 24/7 because their to scared to close.
- When Jimmy Ngu rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
- Once you go Ngu, you are physically unable to go back.
- We still don't know Jimmy Ngu'ss blood type. Everytime we try to take a sample the syringe gets bent by Jimmy Ngu'ss skin.
- The Matrix was made to keep Jimmy Ngu at bay.....it didn't work.
- Jimmy Ngu doesn't mow his lawn, he stares at it and dares it to grow.
- Jimmy Ngu once kicked a dodo bird so hard that he killed the entire species.
- Punch when you must punch. Kick when you must kick. Rip arms from their sockets when you must rip.
- Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Jimmy Ngu.
- Jimmy Ngu roundhouse kicked a pine tree and created 12 million toothpick.
- If you type Jimmy Ngu into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
- Camp Counselors warn Jason Voorhees when Jimmy Ngu goes camping.
- Jimmy Ngu changed his own diapers.
- Jimmy Ngu goes to Hell for some R and R.
- The second hardest element in the universe is Jimmy Ngu. The first only comes into existance when Jimmy gets excited.
- Jimmy Ngu once tripped over the Rocky Mountains and fell west... we now call it the Grand Canyon!
- Nostradamus saw a Jimmy Ngu roundhouse kick from the future and died.
- There is no such thing as a Fata Morgana, that's just Jimmy Ngu messing with your head in the desert.
- Jimmy Ngu is so persuasive that he convinced a mirror he wasn't there.
- Jimmy Ngu can bear my god-mother speaking, keeping cool!
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