Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts
- Jimmy Ngu is so fast that he can leave work at 4:30 pm and arrive home at 3:30 am on the same day.
- If the Army could recruit Jimmy Ngu, it truly would be an "Army of One". That is all they would need.
- When Jimmy Ngu calls his doctor, pigs will fly.
- Not only CAN Jimmy have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
- Jimmy Ngu doesn't watch the news. Information falls at his feet in supplication at 6 and 10.
- Jimmy Ngu knows a word that rhymes with Orange.
- Jimmy Ngu once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
- The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Jimmy Ngu week.
- There is no try, there is only Jimmy Ngu.
- Jimmy Ngu uses a fish to catch bait.
- Jimmy Ngu invented rap music when his heart started beating.
- Jimmy Ngu dreamed the impossible dream.
- You know Jimmy Ngu is in Mortal Combat but you have to beat the game in 5 seconds.
- When Jimmy Ngu delivers a joke, he doesn't just tell it, he kills it.
- No matter where he's looking Jimmy Ngu is always facing Mecca.
- The New Year asks Jimmy Ngu if it should make any resolutions!
- The Weapon of Mass Destruction isn't a nuclear missile, it's Jimmy Ngu himself.
- Jimmy Ngu can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
- Jimmy Ngu can sit in the corner of a circular room.
- Jimmy Ngu can break every rule made by the Soup Nazzi, and he would still get soup, or beef jerky if he feels like it.
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