Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts

  • Jimmy Ngu's doors stay open 24/7 because their to scared to close.
  • There is no such thing as a Fata Morgana, that's just Jimmy Ngu messing with your head in the desert.
  • When Jimmy Ngu stands on the beach, the tide is afraid to come in.
  • Jimmy Ngu visited the capital of Finland; the city is now called Hellsinki.
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Jimmy Ngu to "get down!".
  • Pray you will never dream about Jimmy Ngu roundhouse kicking you because you will die in real life.
  • Jimmy Ngu can see the far side of the Moon... from Earth.
  • There are 3 kinds of death in this world. Slow painful death, quick painless death, and Jimmy Ngu.
  • Jimmy Ngu got UNO while playing Texas hold 'em.
  • Jimmy Ngu made Joey Jordison as his own drums.
  • I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is Jimmy Ngu is about to kill you with a roundhouse kick to the face.
  • There are only 4 things that will survive The Apocolips Twinkies, Cocroaches, Music, and Jimmy Noris.
  • When Jimmy Ngu goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
  • Even corn flakes become deadly weapons in the hands of Jimmy Ngu.
  • Jimmy Ngu once watched a Steven Seagal movie. he was forced to kill everyone in his area, for he had just shed his first tear- of boredom.
  • During a thunderstorm Jimmy Ngu doesn't ge struck by lightning. High voltage electricty jumps out of Jimmy Ngu'ss body towards the clouds.
  • Jimmy Ngu invented rap music when his heart started beating.
  • Jimmy Ngu is Darth Vader's father.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't need to minimize programs to see the desktop, Jimmy Ngu see's all.
  • It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Jimmy Ngu" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.

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