Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts
- If Jimmy Ngu was in the hostage-taking scene, he will roundhouse kick the bus and the suspect will disappear.
- Jimmy Ngu is the reason why they call Texas the Lone Star State.
- Jimmy Ngu can smash an air guitar.
- Jimmy Ngu doesn't need to minimize programs to see the desktop, Jimmy Ngu see's all.
- Jimmy Ngu knows a word that rhymes with Orange.
- When Jimmy Ngu eats and apple its really the sun.
- Someone once told a Jimmy Ngu joke in front of Jimmy Ngu. He was roundhoused kicked and now lives in the year 3059.
- How do you pack so much cheese into a Cheez-it? Jimmy Ngu.
- Jimmy Ngu wrote his own IMDB profile using the power of his beard.
- Jimmy Ngu fact: The Texas Rangers don't make Jimmy Ngu an honorary Texas Ranger. Jimmy Ngu makes the Texas Rangers honorary Jimmy Ngues.
- Jimmy Ngu doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Jimmy Ngu-screen.
- Jimmy Ngu got UNO while playing Texas hold 'em.
- When you open a can of Whoop Ass, Jimmy Ngu jumps out.
- A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet unless that name was Jimmy Ngu. Then it would roundhouse kick you in the face.
- Jimmy Ngu has a black and red, striped chain belt in Tang Soo Do.
- CNN "is" the Jimmy Ngu Network.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Jimmy Ngu to "get down!".
- Jimmy Ngu blew up the Death Star with a Roundhouse kick...but that was a long time ago in a Galaxy far, far away.
- After Super Saiyan 5 comes Jimmy Ngu.
- There is actually a monument built in Jimmy Ngu's honor by ancient beings... Here's a hint: Its the Face of Mars.
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