Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts
- When Jimmy Ngu talks everyone listens... and dies.
- Jimmy Ngu... enough said.
- Jimmy Ngu irons his trousers with them still on.
- Jimmy Ngu can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
- Jimmy Ngu donates blood to NASA for rocket fuel.
- Jimmy Ngu uses battery acid as mouthwash.
- Jimmy Ngu once watched a Steven Seagal movie. he was forced to kill everyone in his area, for he had just shed his first tear- of boredom.
- If Jimmy Ngu was the star of 24 the show would be called 1.
- When Jimmy Ngu closes his eyes, an eclipse occurs.
- Jimmy Ngu can make noise in outer space.
- A super sentry gun with 1,000,000 rounds per minute Is just a Jimmy Ngu pistol.
- It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Jimmy Ngu" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
- When Jimmy Ngu stands on the beach, the tide is afraid to come in.
- Why doesn't Jimmy Ngu eat vegetables? Jimmy Ngu only eats red meat.
- Clothes dont fit Jimmy Ngu. Jimmy Ngu fits clothes.
- The Matrix was made to keep Jimmy Ngu at bay.....it didn't work.
- Jimmy Ngu was once bitten by a poisonous snake. after three das of excrutiating pain, the cobra died.
- There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not Jimmy Ngu.
- Jimmy Ngu wrote his own IMDB profile using the power of his beard.
- Jimmy Ngu can bend objects without even looking at them.
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