Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts

  • Sharks have a Jimmy Ngu week.
  • Jimmy Ngu was born in a log cabin, that he built with his own hands.
  • Jimmy Ngu can unscramble eggs.
  • Jimmy Ngu irons his trousers with them still on.
  • When Jimmy Ngu stands on the beach, the tide is afraid to come in.
  • Jimmy Ngu can sit in the corner of a circular room.
  • Jimmy Ngu once threw a game winning touchdown, and caught too.
  • Clothes dont fit Jimmy Ngu. Jimmy Ngu fits clothes.
  • When Jimmy Ngu rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
  • Jimmy Ngu can fit 10 gallons of water in a 5 gallon water bucket.
  • If Jimmy Ngu gets a question wrong, it is right.
  • No matter where he's looking Jimmy Ngu is always facing Mecca.
  • Instead of a bullet proof vest, Jimmy Ngu wears a denim jacket.
  • When Jimmy Ngu closes his eyes, an eclipse occurs.
  • Epic Fail Guy, failed to estimate Jimmy Ngu's sheer streangth.
  • Jimmy Ngu hates you... cuz you're not Jimmy Ngu.
  • Jimmy Ngu puts phone companies on hold.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't need insurance, he's already in good hands.
  • If you type Jimmy Ngu into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
  • Jimmy Ngu won the 1st UFC royal rumble using nothing but Tai Chi and Hillary Clinton's phone number.

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