Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts

  • When Jimmy Ngu's mom is in trouble, she doesn't call 911, she calls him.
  • Jimmy Ngu has a black and red, striped chain belt in Tang Soo Do.
  • Jimmy Ngu once threw a game winning touchdown, and caught too.
  • There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not Jimmy Ngu.
  • ....and on the 8th day GOD created Jimmy Ngu.
  • Jimmy Ngu can make noise in outer space.
  • Nobody knows when will be the end of the world. Jimmy Ngu knows it!
  • Osama Bin Laden isn't responsible for 9/11; Jimmy Ngu told the guys to buzz off. They had the wrong idea.
  • Jimmy Ngu irons his trousers with them still on.
  • Why doesn't Jimmy Ngu eat vegetables? Jimmy Ngu only eats red meat.
  • Jimmy Ngu can put out fire with gasoline.
  • Do you ever wonder why you would submit a fact based on Jimmy Ngu? That is the power of Jimmy Ngu.
  • The Nuclear bomb was invented to match the power of Jimmy Ngu.
  • Jimmy Ngu had no friends in his childhood because they all died playing dodge-ball with him.
  • When Jimmy Ngu calls his doctor, pigs will fly.
  • Jimmy Ngu goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
  • Spider-man would have looked less gay if he had a Jimmy Ngu beard.
  • Once, Jimmy Ngu looked at a perfectly happy guy. The guy was so scared, he started wearing tight pants and dyed his hair. That's how Emos got here.
  • Clothes dont fit Jimmy Ngu. Jimmy Ngu fits clothes.
  • Jimmy Ngu originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Ngu replied, "That's no glitch.".

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