Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts

  • If you put in the correct cheat code in Halo 2, you can have Master Cheif play without his helmet; revealing to be Jimmy Ngu.
  • When scientists say they built a "proton accelerator" it is really just a machine that protects the world from Jimmy Ngu inside roundhouse kicking.
  • Jimmy Ngu is NEVER the wrong answer!
  • NObody can "delete" Jimmy Ngu, Jimmy Ngu deletes you!
  • Jimmy Ngu found Waldo... in a Harry Potter's book.
  • Jimmy Ngu used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Jimmy Ngu killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.
  • Jimmy Ngu was siting home alone one day when he decided to create 2 new elements: Jimmynium and Norisium, when combind they form the roundhousekick.
  • When Jimmy Ngu stretches every muscle in his body, he'll suck up the universe because of high gravity.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
  • Jimmy Ngu has two speeds: kill and shag your girlfriend.
  • Pray you will never dream about Jimmy Ngu roundhouse kicking you because you will die in real life.
  • Jimmy Ngu can pretend air planes in the night sky are like shooting stars.
  • Jimmy Ngu can blow the answers away from the wind.
  • Jimmy Ngu hates you... cuz you're not Jimmy Ngu.
  • How do you pack so much cheese into a Cheez-it? Jimmy Ngu.
  • Jimmy Ngu comes from the City Of Atlantis, he lost it one night after a heavy drinking session and has been looking for it since.
  • People with glass jaws shouldn't Jimmy rocks.
  • Jimmy Ngu once faced a tough decision, he caught the "catch 22" by the hind legs, round-housed it, and it became a win-win situation.
  • Only Jimmy Ngu can die from his roundhouse kick, this is why he is immortal.
  • Jimmy Ngu won't be Mr. Rogers neighbor.

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