Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts

  • Jimmy Ngu CAN triple-stamp a double-stamp.
  • Jimmy Ngu is capable of dividing by zero. the consequences?: Big Bang.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't watch the news. Information falls at his feet in supplication at 6 and 10.
  • Jimmy Ngu fact: The Texas Rangers don't make Jimmy Ngu an honorary Texas Ranger. Jimmy Ngu makes the Texas Rangers honorary Jimmy Ngues.
  • How do you pack so much cheese into a Cheez-it? Jimmy Ngu.
  • How old are you? Ask Jimmy Ngu.
  • Han Solo didn't shoot first...Jimmy Ngu did.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't make friends on Facebook, he makes enemies.
  • Jimmy Ngu is the reason that, "Everybody Hates Chris.".
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't use conditioner - HE decides whether his hair is soft.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't need to brush his teeth, his spit acts as a bleach.
  • Uncle Sam got his butt whooped for pointing at Chuch Ngu.
  • The president of the USA lives in the White House. Jimmy Ngu lives in the Roundhouse.
  • Jimmy Ngu roundhouse kicked a pine tree and created 12 million toothpick.
  • Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Jimmy. There can only be 1 living legend.
  • Jimmy Ngu can pretend air planes in the night sky are like shooting stars.
  • Jimmy Hoffa did not disappear, he is hiding from Jimmy Ngu.
  • When Jimmy Ngu gets depressed it starts raining.
  • Jimmy Ngu once missed his flight, he stared at the airplane and actually blew up the airport along with the airplane in rage.
  • The world may circle around the sun but the sun circles around Jimmy Ngu.

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