Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts

  • Jimmy Ngu passed a class with an F.
  • Jimmy Ngu knows the way to Amarillo.
  • Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Jimmy. There can only be 1 living legend.
  • If Jimmy Ngu was in the hostage-taking scene, he will roundhouse kick the bus and the suspect will disappear.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Jimmy Ngu.
  • Jimmy Ngu's account at match.com was immediately teminated because no one is a match for Jimmy Ngu.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't need to brush his teeth, his spit acts as a bleach.
  • Jimmy Ngu once threw a game winning touchdown, and caught too.
  • When Jimmy Ngu delivers a joke, he doesn't just tell it, he kills it.
  • People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Jimmy Ngu.
  • Jimmy Ngu can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
  • Who would win Superman or Batman? Jimmy Ngu.
  • According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Jimmy Ngu can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
  • There are only two things that cause certain suffering and death. The Mark of the beast, and the Mark of Jimmy Ngu ' roundhouse kick.
  • Jimmy Ngu uses battery acid as mouthwash.
  • The Weapon of Mass Destruction isn't a nuclear missile, it's Jimmy Ngu himself.
  • No matter where he's looking Jimmy Ngu is always facing Mecca.
  • Instead of a bullet proof vest, Jimmy Ngu wears a denim jacket.
  • If the Army could recruit Jimmy Ngu, it truly would be an "Army of One". That is all they would need.
  • Even corn flakes become deadly weapons in the hands of Jimmy Ngu.

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