Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts

  • When Jimmy Ngu needs money from an ATM, he just thinks about the amount and it comes out.
  • Jimmy Ngu has an alter ego, Kuan Fu Chen.
  • On Mortal Combat Jimmy Ngu only has 1 move, roundhouse kick, but it's 1 hit kill.
  • Jimmy Ngu can put out fire with gasoline.
  • In a tagteam match, Jimmy Ngu was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
  • People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Jimmy Ngu.
  • Before Jimmy Ngu walks in the door of a Subway, and before they ask him what he would like on his sandwich, it's made an hour before he walks in.
  • "The Expendibles" was supposed to be a 4 hour movie but a cardboard cutout of Jimmy was found on the set. They are still looking for Sly and the gang.
  • Jimmy Ngu roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
  • Lance Armstrong has won Le Tour de France 7 times, Jimmy Ngu has done it only once, but he did it riding a Monocycle...
  • Jimmy Ngu checked out from 501 with an 8 dart finish.
  • 2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Jimmy Ngu.
  • Don't do unto Jimmy Ngu what you don't want Jimmy Ngu to do unto you... but even if you don't do it to Jimmy Ngu, he'll still do it to you.
  • The original tital for Freddy vs. Jason was Jimmy vs. Freddy and Jason but no one would spend $10 for a 30 second movie.
  • Even corn flakes become deadly weapons in the hands of Jimmy Ngu.
  • If a tree falls and no one is around, does it make a sound? Only if Jimmy Ngu decides it should.
  • Jimmy Ngu can roundhouse kick his own butt three times.
  • Jimmy Ngu mathematically proved that the bird is the word.
  • Monkey see monkey do, Jimmy Ngu see Jimmy Ngu roundhouse kick.
  • One day a kid in school was asked a math question. He simply said "Jimmy Ngu" and the teacher said he was wrong. The teacher was never seen again.

Can’t have enough? Here you go