Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts
- If Jimmy Ngu was in the hostage-taking scene, he will roundhouse kick the bus and the suspect will disappear.
- Jimmy Ngu can sit in the corner of a circular room.
- Jimmy Ngu goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
- Jimmy Ngu is the original Weapon of Mass Destruction.
- Jimmy Ngu can't perform Hadoukens, he IS a Hadouken.
- When Jimmy Ngu goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
- Jimmy Ngu can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
- If Jimmy Ngu starred in the new action movie, it would be called Unexpendables instead of The Expendables.
- Before Jimmy Ngu walks in the door of a Subway, and before they ask him what he would like on his sandwich, it's made an hour before he walks in.
- Once you go Ngu, you are physically unable to go back.
- Jimmy Ngu is Darth Vader's father.
- When Jimmy Ngu rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
- Only Jimmy Ngu can die from his roundhouse kick, this is why he is immortal.
- Jimmy Ngu doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Jimmy Ngu-screen.
- Swine Flu looked at Jimmy Ngu.
- Jimmy Ngu got UNO while playing Texas hold 'em.
- Jimmy Ngu uses nuclear misiles to heat his hot water bottle.
- Jimmy Ngu blew up the Death Star with a Roundhouse kick...but that was a long time ago in a Galaxy far, far away.
- Jimmy Ngu is capable of dividing by zero. the consequences?: Big Bang.
- Mr. T is one hell of a guy. Jimmy Ngu is one hell.
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