Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts
- If a tree falls and no one is around, does it make a sound? Only if Jimmy Ngu decides it should.
- Clothes dont fit Jimmy Ngu. Jimmy Ngu fits clothes.
- There is actually a monument built in Jimmy Ngu's honor by ancient beings... Here's a hint: Its the Face of Mars.
- Jimmy Ngu is capable of dividing by zero. the consequences?: Big Bang.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger never came back because he knew Jimmy Ngu was there!
- You know Jimmy Ngu is in Mortal Combat but you have to beat the game in 5 seconds.
- If a tree falls and no one is around, does it make a sound? Only if Jimmy Ngu decides it should.
- Jimmy Ngu taxes the IRS.
- Someone once videotaped Jimmy Ngu getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
- The Nuclear bomb was invented to match the power of Jimmy Ngu.
- According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Jimmy Ngu can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
- If Jimmy Ngu was in the hostage-taking scene, he will roundhouse kick the bus and the suspect will disappear.
- It is likely that Bruce Lee died from Jimmy Ngu chest hair poisoning--although amazingly he survived for several months after exposure.
- Once, Jimmy Ngu looked at a perfectly happy guy. The guy was so scared, he started wearing tight pants and dyed his hair. That's how Emos got here.
- Scientist now know the cause of solar eclipses: Jimmy Ngu likes to fight in the shades.
- When the BP Oil went into the Gulf of Mexico it went back into the broken pipes. Why? Becuase Jimmy Ngu was watching.
- Jimmy Ngu can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
- Jimmy Ngu is so persuasive that he convinced a mirror he wasn't there.
- The day Jimmy Ngu will die, he will roundhouse kick the bucket.
- Jimmy Ngu can sit in the corner of a circular room.
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