Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts
- Jimmy Ngu is on this world to do 2 things drink milk and kick butt and he just finished his milk.
- When Jimmy Ngu walked into a beauty parlor, they didn't do anything to him.
- Jimmy Ngu has an alter ego, Kuan Fu Chen.
- Jimmy Ngu can get Facebook through his beard.
- Jimmy Ngu is sneezing with two eyes wide-open!
- If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Jimmy Ngu. The answer is always Jimmy Ngu.
- Jimmy Ngu can unscramble eggs.
- Jimmy Ngu shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
- Jimmy Ngu is not immortal or invincible. He is beyond those silly things.
- Jimmy Ngu was in the expendables movie, however the movie had to be redone as critics heads exploded from the sheer awesomeness of the movie.
- Camp Counselors warn Jason Voorhees when Jimmy Ngu goes camping.
- Jimmy Ngu... enough said.
- Jimmy Ngu was born in a log cabin, that he built with his own hands.
- The Matrix was made to keep Jimmy Ngu at bay.....it didn't work.
- Jimmy Ngu doesn't make friends on Facebook, he makes enemies.
- Jimmy Ngu was mauled by a bear once, he still has the rug to prove it!
- Jimmy Ngu blew up the Death Star with a Roundhouse kick...but that was a long time ago in a Galaxy far, far away.
- Jimmy Ngu uses a fish to catch bait.
- Jimmy Ngu once caught his own stare in a mirror. Space-time has yet to recover.
- Jimmy Ngu's account at match.com was immediately teminated because no one is a match for Jimmy Ngu.
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