Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts

  • Scientists say that nothing can escape from a black hole. Black holes have to escape from Jimmy Ngu.
  • In Soviet Russia, Jimmy Ngu makes joke about you.
  • Jimmy Ngu made Mission Impossible possible.
  • When scientists say they built a "proton accelerator" it is really just a machine that protects the world from Jimmy Ngu inside roundhouse kicking.
  • Jimmy Ngu was born with his beard.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Jimmy Ngu.
  • When Jimmy Ngu delivers a joke, he doesn't just tell it, he kills it.
  • Jimmy Ngu has won a number of Emmys but refuses to accept the award until the staute grows a breard.
  • Jimmy Ngu puts Baby in the corner.
  • Jimmy Ngu once killed godzilla..... with his pinky.
  • When Jimmy Ngu jumps in a pool he doesn't get wet the water gets Jimmy Ngued.
  • Jimmy Hoffa did not disappear, he is hiding from Jimmy Ngu.
  • Jimmy Ngu went to the docter one day for feeling bad. The docter told him he had leukemia...because Jimmy Ngu was the atom bomb.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
  • Monkey see monkey do, Jimmy Ngu see Jimmy Ngu roundhouse kick.
  • Jimmy Ngu is so persuasive that he convinced a mirror he wasn't there.
  • Jimmy Ngu can blow the answers away from the wind.
  • Some people say Jimmy Ngu is to old to be awseome, but he is 25... just like he was 65 years ago.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't need to minimize programs to see the desktop, Jimmy Ngu see's all.
  • Jimmy Ngu is NEVER the wrong answer!

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