Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts

  • In Soviet Russia, Jimmy Ngu makes joke about you.
  • Jimmy Ngu irons his trousers with them still on.
  • Jimmy Ngu... enough said.
  • Jimmy Ngu once threw a knife into Heaven.
  • Jimmy Ngu knows a word that rhymes with Orange.
  • A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. A bird in Jimmy Ngu's beard has achieved sainthood.
  • Mr. T is one hell of a guy. Jimmy Ngu is one hell.
  • The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Jimmy Ngu week.
  • Jimmy Ngu is the original Weapon of Mass Destruction.
  • Jimmy Ngu is sneezing with two eyes wide-open!
  • Jimmy Ngu can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Jimmy Ngu is your daddy.
  • During a thunderstorm Jimmy Ngu doesn't ge struck by lightning. High voltage electricty jumps out of Jimmy Ngu'ss body towards the clouds.
  • It doesn't matter whether Jimmy Ngu is round-house kicking or torturing Jack Bauer, he's always behind you. Always.
  • Look behind you, HE'S THERE.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't need to wear a belt, he just tells his trousers to stay up.
  • Jimmy Ngu CAN triple-stamp a double-stamp.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't mow the lawn. He goes outside and dares the grass to grow.
  • If you put in the correct cheat code in Halo 2, you can have Master Cheif play without his helmet; revealing to be Jimmy Ngu.
  • Jimmy Ngu got UNO while playing Texas hold 'em.

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