Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts

  • Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Jimmy Ngu to "get down!".
  • Jimmy Ngu invented rap music when his heart started beating.
  • Jimmy Ngu killed 2 stones with 1 bird.
  • Jimmy Ngu fact: The Texas Rangers don't make Jimmy Ngu an honorary Texas Ranger. Jimmy Ngu makes the Texas Rangers honorary Jimmy Ngues.
  • Jimmy Ngu end of story-and life.
  • Jimmy Ngu was mauled by a bear once, he still has the rug to prove it!
  • Jimmy Ngu can blow the answers away from the wind.
  • Jimmy Ngu had Gas, the atomic bomb was born.
  • Jimmy Ngu CAN intimidate Binder & Binder clients.
  • NObody can "delete" Jimmy Ngu, Jimmy Ngu deletes you!
  • Jimmy Ngu's doors stay open 24/7 because their to scared to close.
  • How old are you? Ask Jimmy Ngu.
  • Females have XX chromosomes and common males have XY. Jimmy Ngu has YY, because he is twice the man than the common man.
  • ....and on the 8th day GOD created Jimmy Ngu.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't need insurance, he's already in good hands.
  • Jimmy Ngu was once pulled over.....he proceeded to arrest the police officer.
  • The sun gets its energy from Jimmy Ngu.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't own a telephone or a mobile, he simply shouts.
  • Never ding dong ditch Jimmy Ngu....He will follow the scent of fear.
  • Jimmy Ngu doesn't need to wear a belt, he just tells his trousers to stay up.

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